Hey, You Guys! It’s the ‘Goonies’ Quiz!

Jake (played by Robert Davi) is a member of the Fratelli crime family, and in the movie’s opening moments, he breaks out of prison by tricking a guard into thinking he’d committed suicide by hanging. “You schmuck,” his note read. “Do you really think I’d be stupid enough to kill myself?” With the guard momentarily distracted, Jake punches his way to freedom.

Richard Wang, better known as Data (played by Oscar winner Ke Huy Quan, 53), is such a huge James Bond fan that he has “007” inscribed on his belt buckle. The same belt buckle, coincidentally, that can shoot a suction dart attached to a cable. He also invented the Pinchers of Peril, a pair of chattering teeth connected to a large spring inside his sleeve, and Slick Shoes, which squirt oil from their heels. The Glasses of Death, which could shoot darts, were also a Data invention, but that scene was cut from the finished film.

Chunk had a habit of telling a lot of tall tales, like the time he saved old people from a nursing home fire, and ate his weight in Godfather’s pizza. But the Michael Jackson story wasn’t entirely fictitious, at least according to him. “Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom,” Chunk finally admits. “But his sister did.”

Brand’s bike, according to his younger brother Mikey, is his “most favorite thing in the world!” In fact, it took him (based on Mikey’s ballpark math) a grand total of “376 lawn jobs to get that bike!” Honestly, we have some questions. He was either charging way too little for his yard work, or he bought the most expensive bike ever sold in 1985.

The song, “The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough,” is one of our favorites. And not just because the video was so nutty — we’re not the only ones who’ve wondered what the heck was actually going on with it. Lauper, 71, resisted performing it for years, but started singing the song again later in her career, and we — and all Goonies fans — are grateful.

Matuszak played with several NFL teams, and during his time as a defensive lineman for the Oakland Raiders, he helped them win two Super Bowls. In addition to The Goonies, he was in the movies Caveman, The Ice Pirates and One Crazy Summer, and had parts in TV shows like M*A*S*H, The A-Team and The Dukes of Hazzard. Sadly, he passed away in 1989 at the age of 38.