Staying Fit
Rating: R
Run time: 1 hour 57 minutes
Stars: Jane Curtin, Mila Kunis, Kate McKinnon, Paul Reiser
Director: Susanna Fogel
The Spy Who Dumped Me was pitched as Bridesmaids meets Bourne Identity, and even though it sputters a bit, this action-adventure/comedy combo mostly delivers on that promise. Credit the excellent chemistry of Mila Kunis as Audrey, a self-doubting grocery clerk whose boyfriend with an NPR show about jazz and economics (Justin Theroux) dumps her on her 30th birthday — by text! — and Kate McKinnon as Morgan, the inadvisably overconfident best friend who suggests that they burn all his stuff while he’s away.
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Turns out, they got him all wrong. He’s really a spy, assassinating a relentless parade of attempted assassins while Audrey is at an arcade blowing away bad guys onscreen. She’s a deadeye shot, so when her ex reappears and explains that every spy and bad guy in Europe is after his thumb drive — the only thing they didn’t burn — Morgan eggs Audrey on. So they jet to Vienna, Prague and Paris (evidently rebuilt after Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible – Fallout visit) to assassinate some assassins and protect that thumb drive. Even if they have to chop off a thumb or two and keep it in a twist-to-open lipstick container.