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A Whale Tale


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow an entire human being because, even though the whale was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.


"But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible, she said.


The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."


The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"


The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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