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What Our Pets Are Really Thinking

Witty & Wise

WHAT PETS ARE REALLY THINKING

BY MURRAY VALERIANO
ILLUSTRATION BY CHRISTOPH HITZ

Dog on leash next to two people shaking hands. Dog in a pet baby carrage. Cat with catnip on the couch. Dog dressed in traditional irish clothing. Humans talking to a dog. Fish in a bowl. Cat on a couch watching a person shower their dog with toys.

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