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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
/> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
/> God she asked , "Is my time up ??"
/> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
/> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
/> face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
/> someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth !!
/> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
/> make the most of it.
/> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
/> crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
/> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
/> another 43 years ?? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
/> ambulance ??"
"I didn't recognize you"