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A couple of friends were playing golf together one afternoon when one noticed that the other had been standing over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed like an eternity. The man adjusted his position. looked up, looked down and then adjusted his position again. Finally his exasperated partner asked, ""what in the world is taking you so long?"
"My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony," the man explained. "I want to make a perfect shot."
"You're wasting your time," his friend replied. "You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here."