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The man at the bar had drank so much that the bartender asked him to leave.
The customer insisted he wasn't drunk, and he'd proved it. "See that cat coming in the door?" The drunk said.
"Well that cat has only one eye, and that proves I'm not drunk."
"You're drunker than I thought," the bartender said. "That cat isn't coming in the door,...he's going out."