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In Response to A DIGESTIVE TIP by keecher4
This is definitely anti-blonde, with my sincere apologies to all blondes, dyed or not:
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They
get drunk and wake up in jail, only to discover that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she
has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and
believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall
to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the
power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the
switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their
knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from
Ohio and just graduated from Ohio State University with a degree in Electrical
Engineering and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if
you don't plug this thing in."