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A father passed by his sons bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was made and his room was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up on his pillow,it was addressed to "DAD."
With the worst preminition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad :
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos and tight motor cycle clothes. Also the fact that she is much older than I am, but its not only the passion,Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of fire wood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We will be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby, for cocain and ecstacy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for aids,so Stacy can get better.She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day Dad I will be back to visit so you and Mom can get to know your grandchildren.
LOVE, your son John......
P.S. Dad none of the above is true I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things than a less than good report card that is in my center desk drawer... J.