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Here is my little bit of humor for today
I have been single for many years. During that time I tried many methods for meeting "Mr. Almost Right", but to no avail. At one time, when I was bolder and more daring, I tried one of the on line dating sites. Man! It looked like a man candy store. This was before I learned the truth.
I had posted a recent picture of myself and told some of the truth about myself. One man contacted me and seemed interested. We wrote to one another for awhile and had a couple of phone conversations. Then, out of the blue, he wrote to me and requested a photo of me in a two piece swim suit. A two piece swim suit! If I had one it would probably have a hole in the knee. This was a request to a woman with a vanishing waistline and swollen ankles. In this man's photo he was what I would call portly. Of course he had described himself as athletic and toned. Having once worked in the athletic department of a university, this was not my idea of athletic and toned. I did have to consider that he had asked for this special photo of me so I looked at his photo again to see if I could spot the seeing eye dog. No dog, but he still looks portly.
I replied to him that I would not be sending the requested photo, but for him to feel free to send me a photo of him in a speedo.
I did not hear from him again. I no longer use the on line sites.