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&nbsp; OK now that I have your attention! &nbsp; Some of you younger guys may have already heard this. &nbsp; I know that older guys certainly have. &nbsp; Once you pass 60 you shouldn't have sex. &n
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Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at January 18, 2012 8:34 PM EST
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First: January 9, 2012
Last: April 2, 2012


 
OK
now that I have your attention!  Some of you younger guys may have already heard this.  I know that older guys certainly have.  Once you pass 60 you shouldn't have sex.  The reason for this is the older you get the more medical problems we develop.  Heart conditions, respiratory problems, prostate and a number of other problems that affect the aging.  Mother Nature, you know why you call it this don’t you?  She can be a cruel mistress.

 

Conditions that would cause your Doctor to advise you not to participate in sexual activities are well founded.  You should heed such advice. However for guys like me, who are over 60, still acting like they are in their twenties, may act like they are in their teens.  Sex may not be totally out of the question.

 

So let me tell you what I was working on.  Even without any serious medical problems, quality sex for older individuals can sometimes be trying.  So the other day I told my wife, of 37 years, that I was going to see the Doctor about a pharmaceutical alternative. Yes!! Viagra or Cialis.  Which got me, a roll of her eyes,  a pucker on her lips, and oh joy comment.  I had a physical. The Doctor gave me a couple of free sample pacts. Dam aint drugs great???.  For most men these two pharmaceutical compounds work fairly well to improve the quality of one's performance.  Without trying to be crude simply put, the will stiffen the member.  With this thought in mind, I return to the Doctor. Who wrote me a prescription for one of these drugs?  I presented the prescription to the pharmacist, who advised me of the cost per pill.  The shock instantly took the stiffness from the member.  The cost softened up my wallet quite a bit.  Most insurance companies are not covering the cost.  So the costs are all out of pocket.  While the old fellows who were told they couldn't have sex, now have the company of the rest of us who could, but can’t afford it.

       

Isn't it a crime to pay for sex???? 

Just a little eye catching introduction. A wife and I have been members of the AARP for some time now. I just retired, and I'm exploring the social context here on the web. We've joined several clubs, and were hoping to get a greater response here in AARP, then we're getting from some of the other Social websites. We would be looking for fun energetic conversations with people are old age.

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at January 20, 2012 7:19 PM EST
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Robert, it is a  cruel joke to tell someone that he is healthy enough to have sex, give him the go-ahead, write the prescription for the magic elixir and not tell him that the cost per pill will still make sex an activity saved for special occasions!

If you want to woo a special woman, you'll have to save your money for quite some time.  Flowers + dinner + a bottle or two of vino + the ED medication...you could pay your car payment or the mortgage for the same amount!

Makes one wonder if it's really worth it, doesn't it?  Guess most of the retired crowd will get more enjoyment out of a trip to Vegas or a cruise.  The price of one pill will make someone think twice before wasting it on a night of mediocre sex with a disinterested partner, I'm guessing.  What's a poor guy to do???  Cool

Best wishes for a good outcome! ~ Mimi

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at January 23, 2012 11:40 AM EST
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It sure is a lot more fun than a car payment. Save up if you need to but the key as the lady said is to have a great partner,one that knows how to build a fire & can still wear heels. God I do love it so.

Tongue out

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at February 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST
Posts: 28
First: January 9, 2012
Last: April 2, 2012
In Response to Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!:
Robert, it is a  cruel joke to tell someone that he is healthy enough to have sex, give him the go-ahead, write the prescription for the magic elixir and not tell him that the cost per pill will still make sex an activity saved for special occasions! If you want to woo a special woman, you'll have to save your money for quite some time.  Flowers + dinner + a bottle or two of vino + the ED medication...you could pay your car payment or the mortgage for the same amount! Makes one wonder if it's really worth it, doesn't it?  Guess most of the retired crowd will get more enjoyment out of a trip to Vegas or a cruise.  The price of one pill will make someone think twice before wasting it on a night of mediocre sex with a disinterested partner, I'm guessing.  What's a poor guy to do???   Best wishes for a good outcome! ~ Mimi
Posted by scrborofaire


I do have to admit it was a lot more fun thinking about it. Before the pharmacist toll may how much it was gonna cost. Now I have to find other things to think about. Well spring is just around the corner, there's always fishing?

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at February 21, 2012 4:52 PM EST
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First: February 21, 2012
Last: March 9, 2012
i am a white male 70 and have been to counsil and doctor and have been told that on the scale of one to ten my libido is 15.  are their any women out there like me in hampton va?

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at April 13, 2012 12:13 PM EDT
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i am a white male 70 and have been to counsil and doctor and have been told that on the scale of one to ten my libido is 15.  are their any women out there like me in hampton va?
Posted by lkn2meet


Wish you were in Florida!

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at April 25, 2012 2:53 PM EDT
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i am a white male 70 and have been to counsil and doctor and have been told that on the scale of one to ten my libido is 15.  are their any women out there like me in hampton va?
Posted by lkn2meet


I wish you were in Ohio!

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at September 30, 2012 1:16 PM EDT
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I wish I was in all 50 states with all the woman!! I'm 67 and can't get enough!!

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at October 1, 2012 8:40 AM EDT
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addictions come in all sorts of packages.  But as addictions go, most are costly in some form, either monetarily or physicially and sometimes both.  

Re: Sex! Sex! And More Sex!

posted at October 22, 2012 11:55 AM EDT
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First: October 22, 2012
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There are other sources for cheaper Viagras.  Look at online, but look out for fraud.  Maybe AARP should find out where to get it.
Mike
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