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" Morning Sex " She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she
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Morning Sex

posted at October 28, 2012 5:32 PM EDT
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" Morning Sex "

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,
"Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"

She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

Re: Morning Sex

posted at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM EST
Posts: 956
First: September 16, 2011
Last: May 24, 2013
Wow!, that is frugality. A cheaper egg timer could not be found!

Re: Morning Sex

posted at November 28, 2012 10:12 PM EST
Posts: 768
First: January 5, 2012
Last: May 24, 2013
In response to "Re: Morning Sex":
Wow!, that is frugality. A cheaper egg timer could not be found!
Posted by BettyCM


does anyone know if it was a 1 minute or 2 minute timer?

Re: Morning Sex

posted at March 6, 2013 11:46 AM EST
Posts: 956
First: September 16, 2011
Last: May 24, 2013
If you use the timer more than once,you can get all the minutes you need!
http://my.online-eggtimer.com/

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