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posted at October 28, 2012 5:32 PM EDT
First: August 27, 2012
Last: May 19, 2013
" Morning Sex "
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Re: Morning Sex
posted at November 28, 2012 10:12 PM EST
First: January 5, 2012
Last: May 18, 2013
In response to "Re: Morning Sex":
Wow!, that is frugality. A cheaper egg timer could not be found!
Posted by BettyCM
does anyone know if it was a 1 minute or 2 minute timer?