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Do You Remember the funny songs?

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I loved the comedy songs, like Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Pocket Dot Bikini, and the one about the little rambler beating the cadillac, and They're going to Take you Away, ha ha , hee hee, etc. Can

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at March 30, 2012 7:24 PM EDT

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Ahab the Arab - Ray Stevens

Ape Call - Nervous Norvus

Galaxy Song - Monty Python

Shaving Cream - The Hustlers

love 'em... there's a ton of great ones

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 2, 2012 1:01 PM EDT

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I like " Dear Abby " by John Prine: Dear Abby Dear Abby My feet are too long My hair's falling out and my right's are all wrong . . .
Posted by shambhu

That is so funny! I love the cat with the multi-colored tongue! TX for sharing !
Do you have any more funny songs?

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 15, 2012 3:44 PM EDT

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I hate that song. It was a hot dry dusty day in southeastern Colorado. I was headed to Boulder to cool off and hide out a couple of weeks. I had just got out of my ride with a guy hauling a 100 head of cows and it was fragrant. When a 69 Camero stop and I jumped in without looking. I was then subjected to hours of riding the back seat hump between to large blonded women with foul perfume and chained smoking. But that was inconvience to the horror to come. When we started to roll the large woman in the passanger seat pushed in the eight track of Splish Splash and played it over and over again for the next eternaty, not the whole tape just that song. My friend in Boulder let me spend the summer in his teepee to recoup. But to this day I wake in a cold sweat screaming 'no more splash'!
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Okay, okay; last one. (Should've never got me started! ) Splish Splash lyrics Songwriters: Darin, Bobby; Kaufman, Murray; Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath Long about a Saturday night, yeah A rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub Thinkin' everythin' was alright Well, I stepped out the tub I put my feet on the floor I wrapped the towel around me and I Opened the door And then a-splish, splash I jumped back in the bath Well, how was I to know There was a party goin' on? There was a-splishin' and a-splashin' Reelin' with the feelin' Movin' and a-groovin' Rockin' and a-rollin', yeah, yeah Bing, bang, I saw the whole gang Dancin' on my living room rug, yeah Flip, flop, they was doin' the bop All the teens had the dancin' but [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bobby-darin-lyrics/splish-splash-lyrics.html ] There was lollipop with a Peggy Sue Good golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too A- well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath I went and put my dancin' shoes on, yeah I was a-rollin' and a-strollin' Reelin' with the feelin' Movin' and a-groovin' Splishin' and a-splashin', yeah Yes, I was a-splishin' and a-splashin' I was a-rollin' and a-strollin' Yeah, I was a-movin' and a-groovin' We was a-reelin' with the feelin' We was a-rollin' and a-strollin' Movin' with the groovin' Splish, splash, yeah Splishin' and a-splashin' One time I was splishin' and a-splashin' Ooh, I was movin' and a-groovin' Yeah, I was splishin' and a-splashin'
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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 15, 2012 3:48 PM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD85MynoE64

Does anyone know a song called the Pulse? The flip on the 45 was Can Can Girls.

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 20, 2012 4:18 PM EDT

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Here's one that I still sing to my wife! lol

JOE JONES
"You Talk Too Much"

(Joe Jones and Reginald Hall)

You talk too much
You worry me to death
You talk too much
You even worry my pet

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you don't know
You talk about people
Wherever you go

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you've never seen
You talk about people
You can make me scream

You just talk
you talk too much

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 22, 2012 8:28 AM EDT

BettyCM

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Here's one that I still sing to my wife! lol JOE JONES "You Talk Too Much" (Joe Jones and Reginald Hall) You talk too much You worry me to death You talk too much You even worry my pet You just talk Talk too much You talk about people That you don't know You talk about people Wherever you go You just talk Talk too much You talk about people That you've never seen You talk about people You can make me screamYou just talk you talk too much
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OH, thanks! I do remember that one! You talk too much! Does that have something to do with social media? Today, maybe it would be you text too much!

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 26, 2012 2:07 PM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiaP3Nsu_q8

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at April 30, 2012 7:31 AM EDT

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"Monster Mash" I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash, he did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the mash, it caught on in a flash He did the mash, he did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash, they did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the monster mash If you've ever seen a monster before Dancin' across the dance floor Don't be afraid, don't run and shout Turn around and help the monster turn it out Get down with the monster mash Get down with the monster mash Get down with the monster mash Get down with the monster mash And if you don't have core hard cash You can still do the monster mash The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' They played the mash, they played the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They played the mash, it caught on in a flash They played the mash, they played the monster mash Out from the coffin', Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash The monster mash, it was graveyard smash It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Borris sent you Then you can mash, then you can monster mash The monster mash and do my graveyard smash Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash, then you can monster mash The monster mash Get down with the monster mash Get down with the monster mash Get down with the monster mash Mash
Posted by ladyddarcel

1950's version of an E-Mail
I have no idea who put this together, but it is wonderful!!

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot,
Before the days of Dylan , or the dawn of Camelot.
There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me,

For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born,
Where navels were for oranges, and Peyton Place was porn.

We longed for love and romance, and waited for our Prince,
Eddie Fisher married Liz, and no one's seen him since.

We danced to 'Little Darlin,' and sang to 'Stagger Lee'
And cried for Buddy Holly in the Land That Made Me, Me.

Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many,
And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney.

And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to see
A boy named George with Lipstick, in the Land That Made Me, Me.

We fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice,
And when they made a movie, they never made it twice..

We didn't have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and Three,
Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty in the Land That Made Me, Me.

Miss Kitty had a heart of gold, and Chester had a limp,
And Reagan was a Democrat whose co-star was a chimp.

We had a Mr. Wizard, but not a Mr. T,
And Oprah couldn't talk yet, in the Land That Made Me, Me.
We had our share of heroes, we never thought they'd go,
At least not Bobby Darin, or Marilyn Monroe.

For youth was still eternal, and life was yet to be,
And Elvis was forever in the Land That Made Me, Me.

We'd never seen the rock band that was Grateful to be Dead,
And Airplanes weren't named Jefferson , and Zeppelins were not Led.

And Beatles lived in gardens then, and Monkees lived in trees,
Madonna was Mary in the Land That Made Me, Me.

We'd never heard of microwaves, or telephones in cars,
And babies might be bottle-fed, but they were not grown in jars.

And pumping iron got wrinkles out, and 'gay' meant fancy-free,
And dorms were never co-Ed in the Land That Made Me, Me.

We hadn't seen enough of jets to talk about the lag,
And microchips were what was left at the bottom of the bag.

And hardware was a box of nails, and bytes came from a flea,
And rocket ships were fiction in the Land That Made Me, Me.

T-Birds came with portholes, and side shows came with freaks,
And bathing suits came big enough to cover both your cheeks.

And Coke came just in bottles, and skirts below the knee,
And Castro came to power near the Land That Made Me, Me.

We had no Crest with Fluoride, we had no Hill Street Blues,
We had no patterned pantyhose or Lipton herbal tea

Or prime-time ads for those dysfunctions in the Land That Made Me, Me.

There were no golden arches, no Perrier to chill,
And fish were not called Wanda, and cats were not called Bill

And middle-aged was 35 and old was forty-three,
And ancient were our parents in the Land That Made Me, Me.

But all things have a season, or so we've heard them say,
And now instead of Maybelline we swear by Retin-A.
They send us invitations to join AARP,
We've come a long way, baby, from the Land That Made Me, Me.

So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans,
And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines.
And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be,
Long ago and far away in the Land That Made Me, Me.

If you didn't grow up in the fiftys,
You missed the greatest time in history,

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at June 19, 2012 6:01 PM EDT

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Does Anyone Remember the BAby Elephant Walk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgOQIo42oc0&feature=BFa&list=AL94UKMTqg-9CsesuIo9ejj6w45m4DcXIx

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Re: Do You Remember the funny songs?

posted at June 21, 2012 7:21 PM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiaP3Nsu_q8
Posted by LoganSmith

Logansmith,
   Do you remember this one- the Caveman song, Allleyoop!

        Maybe not as funny as some, but, it can get stuck in your head!

                                  http://www.squidoo.com/funny-songs#module11501057

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