Show: $#*! My Dad Says
Airing: Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. EST
Premieres: Sept. 23
If nothing else, the debut of $#*! My Dad Says (which, per network instructions, is pronounced “Bleep My Dad Says”) will mark an historic moment: It’s the first TV show based on a Twitter feed. The popular tweets spawned a book and now this sitcom, which stars TV vet Shatner as the un-PC titular dad whose twenty-something son moves back in with him, apparently causing him to say a lot of $#*!. Expect the batty Shatner of Boston Legal and pitchman fame — but, alas, don’t expect a very long run.