Unless Richard Branson comes knocking on my door with a $200,000 gift certificate for a ride on his Virgin Galactic space plane, I’m not going to fulfill my childhood dream of rocketing into the Void anytime soon.
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That’s why I’m glad filmmakers have been merrily creating simulated space trips for more than a century. Here are some of my favorites:
A Trip to the Moon (Le Voyage Dans la Lune) (1902)
The movies were barely a decade old, and already they were taking mere Earthlings into deep space. Loosely adapting the popular novels From the Earth to the Moon (Jules Verne) and The First Men in the Moon (H.G. Wells), France’s Georges Méliès concocted a 14-minute spectacle that, when you think about it, may have gone a long way to inspiring the whole world to reach for the stars just 50 years later. The movie is, of course, famous for its iconic shot of the bullet-like rocket smashing into the Man in the Moon’s eye. But Méliès, who early on discovered the magic of special effects, also mounts a thrilling battle between the Earth men and an army of moon creatures, which explode into a puff of smoke whenever the expedition’s aristocratic leader whacks them with his umbrella. Only recently has the film’s long-thought-lost conclusion been found: Safely back on Earth, the astronauts discover they’ve accidentally brought a moon man home with them. At first they try to fight him; at the fade-out, he joins them in a jubilant dance.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
By the late 1960s, perhaps hundreds of movies had shown audiences what space travel might be like. With 2001, director Stanley Kubrick actually took them there. On his giant screen, utilizing mind-blowing special effects developed especially for the film, Kubrick introduced the vertigo-inducing, no-up-or-down nature of the cosmos and the unnerving sense of a universe that goes on, literally, forever. I’m pretty sure 2001 was the first movie to graphically illustrate the devastating airlessness of space: When Dave the astronaut (Keir Dullea) detonates the space pod escape hatch in open space to reboard the mother ship, the flames, the billowing smoke, the violent ejection of his rag-doll-like body all happen in utter, harrowing silence. The authenticity of 2001 is born in the script by Arthur C. Clarke; its fruition is in the meticulous care of Kubrick, who clearly senses that for this movie, as in space, a single misstep could be fatal.
Mission to Mars (2000)
Admittedly, I’ll follow director Brian De Palma just about anywhere, even on this harebrained journey to decipher the meaning of the legendary Face on Mars. From his delicately choreographed opening tracking shot to the final spectacle of Gary Sinise encountering honest-to-goodness Martians, De Palma is, as usual, endlessly resourceful in his use of the camera. He also gives us what is probably the most authentic peek at what a Mars settlement might look like: not a series of high-tech domed enclaves, as you’d expect in a Hollywood vision, but instead a barely there tent, its walls supported by the slightly higher air pressure inside, its oxygen provided by an array of potted plants worthy of your neighborhood garden shop.
Treasure Planet (2002)
The box-office failure of this lushly animated Disney film, for my money the most visually sumptuous hand-drawn ’toon of the past 20 years, nearly sank the studio’s whole animation division. I’m not sure why audiences stayed away from Treasure Planet, a fantastical retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island, but it sure wasn’t because Disney skimped on the production. The best movies take us to places we’ve never been — or better yet, never even imagined. That’s the charm of Treasure Planet: As the young hero plies the universe in an intergalactic sailing ship, he encounters scenic wonders that seem to wed Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” with images from the Hubble Space Telescope.