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If Dave Barry Ran the World

An interview with the author of 30 books and an unquantifiable number of booger jokes.

— Bill Wax/Daniel Portnoy

Dave Barry's newest (book, that is) is entitled I’ll Mature When I’m Dead: Dave Barry’s Amazing Tales of Adulthood. In it he tackles many urgent issues, from the large-scale—mortality, religion (his is “joketarianism”), health-care reform—to the picayune, including waiting-room TVs and where all those body toxins truly go when you take a mud bath. … Back to Article

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