Some of the artists of the 60's are
revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's
Hermits---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees---
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash---
I Can't See
Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The
Commodores---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The
Temptations---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony
Orlando---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy---
I Am
Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And everyone's favorite:
Willie
Nelson---
On the Commode Again!
