The oak tree has an abundance of acorns this year, and as my husband and I sat underneath it today, a lot of them were falling all around us, helped by my furry little friend sitting high up in the branches, We literally had to dodge acorns, it seems the little culprit had decided to have his afternoon snack while we sat there,. It was comical and it got me to thinking....this is what I came up with:
High in the oak tree, so high you can’t see,
sits my fat furry friend, throwing acorns at me!
He feels really safe and the leaves hide him well,
as he plans his attack, you can hear him yell....
"Hey you, bombs away, look out below"!,
grabs a paw full of acorns and just lets them go.
Ok, I know what you’re thinking, squirrels that talk.
what have I been drinking?
As I sit trying to dodge little brown nuts,
this fellow means business, no ifs, ands, or buts!,
The acorns keep falling, some whole, some half eaten,
the hostas below are sure taking a beaten,
Then I realize that he is not targeting me,
as he sits there half hidden, way up in the tree.
He’s feasting on acorns, and growing by the minute,
stuffing his cheeks with as many, as he can get in it!
The ones that are falling, are the ones that excape,
from that mouth thats wide open, and always agape !
He’s trying his best to straddle that limb,
but hunger and gravity get the better of him.
With a crashing of limbs, his and the tree,
he falls to the ground , not too far from me,
He landed not so graceful on his round fat behind,
and the look on his face was far from kind.
I tried not to laugh as he brushed himself off,
looked over his shoulder, and gave a small cough;
His tail once so bushy, was twisted and bent,
and if he was hurt, he gave not a hint,
He just waddled away, back into a bush,
and the last thing I saw, was him rubbing his tush !