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Name: Tom
Birthday: March 12
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Ethnicity: Other
Religion: Spiritual
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ROCKY MOUNT, Missouri
United States
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) . . . . . . Never make someone a priority who only considers you an option. Og Mandino - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off the man in the window seat abruptly says distinctly and confidently in a low voice "General United States Army retired. Married two sons both surgeons." After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tightlipped smile "General United States Air Force retired. Married two sons both judges." After some thought the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims " Gunnery Sergeant United States Marine Corps retired. Never married two sons both Generals." SEMPER FIDELIS

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Added: June 15, 2008
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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his material wealth.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Added: May 22, 2008
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Added: May 16, 2008
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