(George M. Cohan with Pigeon)
JOE: Good morning Calliope.
CALLIOPE: Good morning Joe.
How are you today?
JOE: Exhausted from my search.
CALLIOPE: Search of what?
JOE: The Internet and bookstores to
decide what to do about my website.
CALLIOPE: Why do you have
to do something about it?
JOE: My website host will no longer
support Front Page, the program I used to develop and update my
website aft the end of June.
CALLIOPE: Have you come to a
decision?
JOE: Yes, Your Honor.
CALLIOPE: How does the
jury find?
JOE: In favor of Dreamweaver. I considered paying
someone to do what I needed (too expensive for my taste), using a
free program (too limited), using a combination of program and
hosting (I like my current service provider), Microsoft's
Expression (unintelligible for me).
CALLIOPE: So Dreamweaver
is the least of the evils?
JOE: That's one way to put it. It
is also the gold standard of web development. I downloaded a trial
and decided it was manageable with some practice.
CALLIOPE: So
you have a month to learn the program?
JOE: I don't expect to
become an expert in a month, but I'm ready for the journey. Talk
with you on Monday.