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School:
I am proud to say
I attended more schools
than the number of
hometowns (listed below)
and completed ALL
required work.
Work: My work history?
Hummm..
Well the ones I remember are...
Hebrew slave boy turn
Adapted Egyptian Royalty to
Hebrew Liberator
Moses
~13th century~
King of Macedonia
Alexander the Great
~356 BC to 323 BC~
Jewish Prophet
John the Baptist
~2 Mo. BC to 37 AD~ (explains my need to be near water)
Holy Father
Pope Benedict XIV
~ 1740 to 1758~
French Emperor
Napoleon Bonaparte
~1769 to 1821 ~
Russian Musical Composer
Pyotr Ilich Tchaikovsky
~1840 to 1893~
US Army General
George S. Patton, Jr.
~1885 to 1945~
Various insignificant jobs
~1948 to Present~
And currently..
Pierce Brosnan Lookalike
and
Senior Managing Partner
Crystal Blue Solutions, llc
Hometown(s): Cincinnati, Oh
Rockdale, In
Northeast, Pa
Deckards, Pa
Cochranton, Pa
Rixford, Pa
Duke Center, Pa
Bradford, Pa
Pittsburgh, Pa
Parris Island, SC
Jacksonville, NC
Honolulu, Hi
Washington, DC
Djakarta, Indonesia
Hong Kong, BCC
Virginia Beach, Va
Miami, Fl (32 years)
Temple Terrace, Fl I am now in exile in
Dowisetrepla, Fl
Quote: LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING'...HOLY SHIT... WHAT A RIDE!"
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