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Halloween at the Obama White House

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Halloween at the White House 2009!

By J. Beirut

Obama is outside in the backyard sneaking a cigarette. He's hoping his healthcare reform ideas get passed before he has a heart attack due to all the smoking. He is worried he may have to deal with sky high medical bills that will not be fully covered by the insurance.

Bo the dog is eagerly awaiting Halloween and all the hoopla with visitors inside and out in front of the White House. This special day will give him lots of reasons to bark like a mad dog!

The Obama girls are out trick or treating with their friends and a few dozen secret service men. It is so tedious to try to have fun with friends with all these geezer old men around!

Michelle Obama will be passing out five-pound weights to any women who comes trick or treating to the White House. Tone those arms ladies! A note will be attached to each weight w/ grosgrain ribbon. It will say: Use daily and by next summer maybe your arms will be as toned and sexy as mine!

Protestors will be marching out front with signs to protest the Afghanistan war. It has been many years since our nation was not at war. The protestors have been marching out there for too many years.

The ghosts of all the soldiers killed in the Iraq war, the Vietnam war and any other war where our nation's presence in the conflict zone was highly contested, are marching out front too. They also want to protest any war. They are holding peace signs that float mysteriously through the air.

The little kids will be coming in hordes to the White House trying to get a piece of candy from the president. Do they dare TP the White House if they don't like the treat they are given?

Some special friends and enemies will be visiting the White House on Halloween too!

Kanye West will be dropping by to bump Obama off the front porch because he wants to be the one handing out the White House treats.

George W. Bush will be dropping by to give Obama a lecture about investigating the antics of the CIA. Bush will be dressed in a devil costume.

Jane Fonda will visit because she wants to compare her arms to Michelle's and see who is the most fit and firm.

Martha Stewart will drop by to bring some homemade treats. She hopes Barack and Michelle will enjoy the sugar cookies with sprinkles that spell out "Beck = Idiot."

Michelle's Mom will be enjoying her status as grand dame of the White House. She will carry a fairy princess wand to grant all visitors one special wish!

Tea party protestors will be out front protesting too. They will be sipping hot tea and prancing about in Sarah Palin costumes, red spike heels and all.

The ghosts of presidents past will be dropping by. Thomas Jefferson and Lincoln will give Obama quite the fright when they show up together and grab him by either arm and drag him into the rose garden to offer some advice about how to handle the stress of the being a president.

Barbara Walters will drop by to interview the family about the fun they have planned for Halloween. She'll manage to drop one unexpected question in to ask Obama exactly what he meant when he called Kanye a **** and what advice he has for Kanye.

Taylor Swift will drop by with a thank you gift for Obama's blunt assessment of Kanye as a ****. She will give Bo a big hug and ask Michelle for advice on how to meet a guy with high career potential just like Obama.
Helen Thomas will be dropping by with some treats for the Obamas. She will be dressed to the nines as she always is for White House press briefings. She will give Obama advice about a peace deal in the Middle East and the command to "hurry up" so she can see it during her lifetime.

The ghosts of protestors killed in Iran will be dropping by too. They want to tell Obama to step up the rhetoric about regime change needed in Iran and to urge him to work harder to rescue protestors from Evin prison.

The White House will be abuzz with activity on Halloween. As night time approaches there the ghosts of anyone worldwide killed by a dictator will gather and protest in front of the White House. The ghosts of anyone killed due to lack of health insurance will be visiting the White House. And the ghosts of all former White House pets will frolic merrily on the front lawn reliving their fifteen minutes of fame