AARP Online Community: grow1234 - IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

grow1234

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Name: ruby

Birthday: November 29

Gender: Female

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Religion: Spiritual

Location:
Missouri
United States

Work:
PERSONNEL MGR, NURSE

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

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sunni88 says:

You sound like my sister! : ) I personally don't like Maxine & those comments that are demeaning & close to insulting. Now that sounded grouchy & humorless ! Oh, well....... : )
Happy Thankgiving, all !

Posted: November 25, 2008 3:44PM EST