An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse

full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking

to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. 

After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the

president's office. T he president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.

She  replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able

to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. 

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' 

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are

square.' 

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to

win a bet like that. 

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said,

'Would you like to take my bet?' 

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are

not square.' 

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved,

if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning

with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank

confidently. 

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the

president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the

day before that the president's testicles were square 

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day

before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants so that she

and her lawyer could see clearly. 

The president was happy to oblige. 

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the

president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given

the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' 

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed

that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 

'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the

morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada

in my hands.”

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone

to whom it is sent.. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky.