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CHRIST, KING OF ALL CHRISTIANS

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  Print   AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
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CACTUSDAR said:
on November 8, 2009 08:15 PM ET
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS  
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers !
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 9-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him..



At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


 

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'



5 posts by 5 users
JaniceStefher
Post #5
JaniceStefher said:
on November 9, 2009 08:53 PM ET

Darlene ~ too funny!!!!!!  Wonder if this gentleman was from Florida?  May God Bless, Jan.  (I can ask this question as I am a true native floridian)


CarlV
Post #4
CarlV said:
on November 9, 2009 07:09 PM ET

Dar, I can't even tell you how many times I've seen this, and it cracks me up every time. 

 

Thanks for brightening my evening, God Bless.


over65
Post #3
over65 said:
on November 9, 2009 12:08 PM ET

Thanks for the post.  It made me laugh.  There is always a moral to every story.  Diane


yackley1946
Post #2
yackley1946 said:
on November 9, 2009 01:00 AM ET

Its late at night, trying to get thoughts together to do some posting...and the you did this!!!!

From the spendid to a good laugh.Thank you letting our serious not "take us to serious".


chuck-sr
Post #1
chuck-sr said:
on November 8, 2009 08:20 PM ET

FUNNY, AND YET PROFOUND. 

GREAT POST DARLENE. IT IS SO CRAZY FOR PEOPLE TO NOT BELIEVE UN LESS THEY THINK THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON IT. 

GUESS WHAT FOLKS (EVEN YOU ATHEIESTS) IT DOES.

WE ARE BLESSED BY THE BEST.