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Gentle Lessons of Life

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

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A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a new replacement for it.

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He who hesitates is probably doing the right thing.

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Did you ever notice:  The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.'

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If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.  

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.

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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

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Did you ever notice:  When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'  

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the roads weren't paved. 

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.  It's even worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf

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Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!