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Name: Shannon
Birthday: June 29
Gender: Female
Status: Single
Religion: Spiritual
Location:
GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan
United States
School:
Caledonia High School, Grand Rapids Junior College

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Work:
Medical transcriptionist

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Hometown(s):
Born in Muskegon, Michigan. Grew up in Caledonia, Michigan. Now live in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Quote:
"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?" - Jacques Plante (pro hockey player)

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I love minor league and major league hockey.
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I collect: Hockey pucks, lighthouses, barns, pandas, shot glasses, on-the-rocks glasses, Bailey's Irish Cream collectibles.
I'm a candle-o-holic (anything candle-related).

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IN MEMORY OF GEORGE CARLIN

 

 

 

 

 

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop WindowsXP, you have to click on START?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii ?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

Added: July 8, 2008
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nyadrn
nyadrn says:

Happy Friday
Diane
Posted: August 22, 2008 10:50PM EDT
brdmommy
brdmommy says:
Hi Shannon,
I haven't seen any postings by you lately..Is everything okay?
Debbie
Posted: August 17, 2008 4:01AM EDT
nyadrn
nyadrn says:
Posted: August 8, 2008 8:58PM EDT
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